I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
ok but can you imagine in age of ultron bruce accidentally hulking out and everyone’s completely silent, no one moves a muscle and suddenly tony goes “alright can we talk about the elephant in the room” and everyone turns very slowly to look at bruce and then tony says “barton, whAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING”
My illness is not a costume. You can go home and take it off.
sneezing on ur period is the worst thing in the world..
when u sneeze you can feel blood shoot out of u
guys on this site finding out new things about periods is my favourite thing
Loki - God of Mischief and also cross-dressing.
You complete me
I like the term “We’re expecting” when people talk about pregnancy, because it makes it seem like there could be more than one outcome.
It’s all like:
We’re ‘expecting' a baby.
But it ‘could' be a velociraptor.