What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
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romeo romeo
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
romeo romeo
why the fuck is you romeo
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this is my entire goddamn dash
i’m so fucking sorry okay this apology comes deep from my very macklecore okay
I SWEAR TO FUCK
oh my fucking god
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| Me: | Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter? |
|---|---|
| Little girl: | *hides behind her mom* |
| Mom: | Go ahead, you can tell her. |
| Little girl: | Yeeaaaaaah... |
| Me: | That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione? |
| Little girl: | *shakes head* |
| Me: | Ron? Harry? |
| Little girl: | I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT. |
| Me: | Uh. |
| Little Girl: | HE REPRESENTS CHAOS. |
| Me: | That's...fun too. |
